Yo like I don't even know.
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tupacabra:

mom: you can’t lie in bed all day and do nothing you have chores to do

me:

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me: close my door on your way out

anustartpop:

Me: hey come ogre tonight
Shrek: ehh
Me: my parents just left the swamp
Shrek: 

kawaiigod:

teacher: chris where is your homework?

me: i accidentally nutted on it last night

teacher: i feel u. you get an a for the assignment

dritim:

please watch this it’s 12 seconds long

majortvjunkie:

IVE LOOKED EVERYWHERE FOR THIS I FINALLY FOUND IT